I think maybe it was the way the cow didn’t want anyone to hear him/her say, “July...3rd...” to the farmer milking him/her. It was a little conspiratorial. That was the funny part. Also that a cow could even know about calendars. It was just a lot of things... twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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Thank you for supporting @GOODPlusFdn’s work in mental health and healthy relationships. @MLB @MLB_PLAYERS twitter.com/goodplusfdn/status … twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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So sad that Jerry Stiller left us at the young age of 92. There was no one sweeter than Jerry. He was a joy to work with and brought countless laughs to the set of “Seinfeld”. One memory was so vivid with him & Julia breaking each other up doing “You want a piece of me” bit twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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When I was a kid I wanted so bad to be an astronaut.
Today is Launch Day for my new special.
“Let’s light this candle.”

“23 Hours to Kill” is streaming now on @NetflixIsAJoke twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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There has never been a challenging time in human history where an occasional laugh didn’t help us get through.
Hope you enjoy “23 Hours to Kill” — May 5th on @NetflixIsAJoke.
Love, Jerry twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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Science and nature make the rules of this game.

“Bees don’t care what human beings think is impossible.”

Nov. 2, 2007 twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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Now that even super-villains want stand up specials, only secret agent comedians can stop them!
23 Hours to Kill — May 5th — @netflixisajoke twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/stat

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Hold onto your tickets. A rescheduled date will be announced shortly.
Refunds if necessary at point of purchase.
Sorry for any inconvenience. Stay well.
@Ticketmaster

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I am postponing my shows this weekend at @BeaconTheatre, in NYC.
Let’s do this another time when we can relax and enjoy it a lot more.

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Trevor Bauer to the rescue!
Love this guy.
The @RobManfred proposed changes I have heard are reckless and disrespectful to the beautiful game.
It has a special magic to have lasted so long.

youtu.be/bpDau0Xvtjk 

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