American Christian Bummed That Following Christ May Soon Actually Cost Him Something https://babylonbee.com/news/american-christian-bummed-that-following-christ-may-actually-cost-him-something-now/
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G.I. Joe To Be Replaced With Genderless G.I. Pat https://babylonbee.com/news/gi-joe-to-be-replaced-with-genderless-gi-pat/
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Ben Shapiro Honors Year Of Jubilee, Frees All Of The Libs He’s Owned https://babylonbee.com/news/ben-shapiro-honors-year-of-jubilee-frees-all-of-the-libs-hes-owned/
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Op-Ed: There's A Difference Between 'Cancel Culture' And Wanting To Throw Commies Out Of A Helicopter https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-theres-a-difference-between-cancel-culture-and-wanting-to-throw-commies-out-of-a-helicopter/
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Legislators Push To Ban Minecraft Due To Rise In Kids Punching Trees To Acquire Wood https://babylonbee.com/news/legislators-push-to-ban-minecraft-due-to-rise-in-kids-punching-trees-to-acquire-wood/
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Coca-Cola Holds Training Telling Polar Bears To Be Less White https://babylonbee.com/news/coca-cola-holds-training-telling-polar-bear-mascots-to-be-less-white/
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Google Translate Adds Biden Option https://babylonbee.com/news/google-translate-adds-biden-option/ #Biden #Google
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Hollywood Unveils New 'Walk Of Shame' For Conservative Actors https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-unveils-new-walk-of-shame-for-conservative-actors/ #Hollywood
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Canceled F-35 Fighter Gets New Job At The Daily Wire https://babylonbee.com/news/cancelled-f-35-fighter-gets-new-job-at-the-daily-wire/
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12 More Disney Plus Shows That Are Getting Offensive Content Warnings https://babylonbee.com/news/12-more-disney-plus-shows-that-are-getting-offensive-content-warnings/ #Disney
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American Christians Just Glad Pastors Only Getting Arrested In Far-Off Foreign Countries Like Canada https://babylonbee.com/news/american-christians-just-glad-pastors-only-getting-arrested-in-far-off-foreign-countries-like-canada/ #Canada #Pastor
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Teachers Unions Say Schools Cannot Reopen Until We Are Safe From Our Kids Ever Having A Future https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-unions-say-schools-cannot-reopen-until-we-are-safe-from-our-kids-ever-having-a-future/
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CPAC Flouts CDC Guidelines By Having Everyone Kiss Trump's Ring https://babylonbee.com/news/cpac-flouts-cdc-guidelines-by-having-everyone-kiss-trumps-ring/ #Trump
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After Becoming Senate Budget Committee Chair, Bernie Sanders Quickly Googles 'What Is A Budget' https://babylonbee.com/news/after-becoming-senate-budget-committee-chair-bernie-sanders-quickly-googles-what-is-a-budget/ #Bernie #Google #Sanders #Senate
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Media Criticizes Governor DeSantis For Vaccinating Republican Seniors Instead Of Killing Them https://babylonbee.com/news/media-criticizes-governor-desantis-for-vaccinating-seniors-for-instead-of-killing-them/ #Republican
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Dr. Fauci Reminds Everyone That We Will Only Have To Wear Masks Until Humans Evolve Organic Face Coverings At Birth https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-reminds-everyone-that-we-will-only-have-to-wear-masks-until-humans-evolve-them/ #fauci
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Hitler Vindicated After Historians Discover His Ideas Came From Darwin https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-vindicated-after-historians-discover-his-ideas-came-from-darwin/
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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777 https://babylonbee.com/news/united-airlines-unveils-new-environmentally-friendly-single-engine-boeing-777/
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